Right. Let me explain.

We had friends coming over for a BBQ. Nothing major — just some burgers, drinks, good vibes. But then I looked at the patio. It was giving “abandoned greenhouse.” So I booked patio cleaning Northwich through Clearview Cheshire thinking it’d be a nice little refresh.

Reader, it was not a “little” refresh. It was the beginning of a full-blown cleaning rampage.

The patio looked so good afterwards that the driveway basically cried out in shame. Like, how had I been stepping over that greasy mess without realising it looked like a car park in a horror film? So yeah — we added driveway cleaning Northwich to the list.

Then I glanced at the windows. Or rather, tried to — through the layer of dirt, fingerprints, and bird-related crimes. Cue window cleaning Northwich. They cleaned them inside and out, and suddenly the whole downstairs felt brighter. I’m talking “we don’t need to turn on lights during the day anymore” levels of clean.

By then I was spiralling.

So I asked if they did paths and garden walls. Turns out they do — pressure washing Northwich handled it all. They even cleaned the dodgy bit near the bins I usually just avoid looking at. Gone. It’s like it never happened.

Then came the roof. Yes, the roof. Because once you clean everything else, it’s really obvious your roof has been colonised by moss. So I gave in and booked roof cleaning Northwich. They cleared it carefully, no damage, and even made sure the gutters weren’t full of nature’s secrets. The house looked taller afterward. I swear it.

So yeah. One BBQ. One dirty patio. And now we’ve basically had a full exterior cleaning Northwich overhaul.

Did I spend more than I planned? Absolutely. Do I regret it? Not one bit. Everything looks fresh, sharp, and wildly grown-up. Like, if my house had a dating profile, it would be getting matches now.

Clearview Cheshire were brilliant — friendly, efficient, didn’t mind my slow descent into “just do one more thing” madness. Would recommend. Just maybe hide your wallet if you’ve got an addictive personality.

Anyway. The BBQ was great. Nobody noticed how clean everything was — but I did. And that’s what matters.